Monthly Archives: January 2012

Tuesday Links (1/31/12)

Posted by js on January 31, 2012
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Photo I took of a Smithsonian storage truck’s license plate

I am thinking about ending “The Overnight” page in favor of a daily links page. If you’re loyal to one concept or the other leave a comment! Also, it turns out the google brought my review of Bud Light Platinum to some strangers in DC and I was able to help them find the product! Hooray internets and welcome strangers!

FamousDC: Newt Gingrich and Ali G (Yo, Check it)

Reason: Obama’s Flawed Case for Insourcing

Plain Dealer: Josh Mandel’s quick but quiet climb up political ladder offers clues about his senatorial prospects

WashTimes: CBO says federal employees rake in much more pay | Full CBO Report

Roll Call: Senate Parliamentarian Al Frumin retires

Deadspin: LeBron photobombing? | People can be horrible 

Cafe Hayek: Krugman’s Austere Science

Forbes: The Apple Boycott: People Are Spouting Nonsense about Chinese Manufacturing

Copy Edit Fail

Posted by js on January 30, 2012
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How anyone thought for a second, hey, Hansen Clarke is a Republican is beyond me.

Bud Light Platinum Beer Review

Posted by js on January 28, 2012
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A friend of mine alerted me to the fact that DC-area Harris Teeter stores (in D.C. and VA) are carrying the new Bud Light Platinum. 

Naturally, I ventured on down to acquire some because it isn’t supposed to be released nationally until January 30. First, the packaging and the price, and name.

The packaging is silvery, as opposed to the straight blue or red that normally is used for Bud Light or Budweiser. This may be done purposefully to lure typical drinkers of Coors Light to look at the package. The bottles are blue. Frankly, they look like ZIMA bottles, not that I’d know what those look like.

The price is, well, expensive. I don’t know if they’ll keep the price significantly higher than a typical 12 pack of Bud Light or Budweiser once it is released nationally and production increases. It’s about $1.75 more expensive per 12 pack.

The name is stupid. Bud Light Platinum sounds like an airline miles membership or a credit card. Some of my friends cracked that it is “made with real bits of platinum, so you know it;s good.” My mom thought the bottles should be silver — which would be way too similar to Coors light, but since they’re glass that might be hard. It’ll be interesting to see what the cans look like. They say it is “triple filtered” which is something I am sure their Superbowl advertisements might explain a little bit.

The normal ABV for Bud Light is 4.2%. Bud Light Platinum boasts, and almost brags about about having a higher ABV of 6.0% — Budweiser is 5.0%. A typical can of Bud Light runs about 110 calories, Platinum has 137. The taste is familiar, almost sweeter than normal Bud Light and Budweiser. Overall, it’s not a bad drink.

What will make or break this as a brand, in my opinion, is how it is marketed.Anheuser-Busch had a history for a marketing bonanza for new brands, and many of them flopped or disappeared. World Select. Golden Wheat. American Ale. Budweiser Select. Sure, you can find these beers from time to time in various places, but some are gone for good.

If the marketing is chotchy, the brand will likely be rejected. If the marketing is snobby, the brand will likely be rejected. Normal people don’t want to drink what’s perceived as a beer douchebags drink just as much as they don’t want to drink beers snotty people drink. Remember that iconic Sam Adams commercial where the guy goes to the place with a dusty thick beer menu and says “I’ll have the Sam Adams.” That is the sweet spot.

In its press release, A-B InBev notes:

“Bud Light Platinum provides beer drinkers an upscale light beer option as a companion to their social agenda.”

Which makes me think — well, maybe the Platinum moniker isn’t as stupid-sounding as I thought. Remember the kids in grade school that would walk the teacher’s dog if it got them one of those gold stickers? Status plays a role — and if Platinum didn’t work, credit card companies would stop using it. (I always got bronze stars.)

I don’t have any beer companions to my social agenda, but I guess this beer is going to be an upscale wing-man? Who knows.

Conclusion: This isn’t a bad beer. It isn’t an amazing beer. It’s a Bud Light-like product that has a sweeter taste and more kick. Will it stick around? We’ll see.

Midwest Marriages and “Save the Date” Cards

Posted by js on January 27, 2012
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My good friend Andrew Heaton was dead on. Check out his video.

Save the date cards serve a maniacal purpose, and they only hasten the demise/reform of the U.S. Postal Service.

Seriously though, save the stamp and send me an email. Better yet, don’t send any at all, save the money, and make sure there is ample open bar and food treats for drunks.

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Competitors don’t put diners out of business: Consumers Do

Posted by js on January 27, 2012
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One of my friends lamented the closing of the Capital City Diner in the District on facebook.

I haven’t been there, and from what the DCist says, it seemed like a nice place. And, for all intents and purposes, I love diners. I have since college — Courtesy Diner, Tiffany’s, Uncle Bill’s — you name the place in St. Louis, diners rule.

This goes to the heart of the “buy local” debate and “big guy vs. little guy” debate. Why do businesses close?

The owner cites rising input costs, which makes sense because of changes in commodity prices. Smaller entities have a harder time weathering those fluctuations than bigger businesses because they lack economy of scale. Often times they also have a harder time competing on price.

Apparently, a Denny’s opened up down the street, and Denny’s had an easier time dealing with rising prices.

In the end, consumers chose Denny’s. People want to blame Denny’s, and frankly, it’s not Denny’s fault — it’s the consumers’ “fault.”

Because at the end of the day, the consumers voted with their dollars and Denny’s won.

(Not to sound like a hater,  I hope that they “reformat” and are successful. I don’t wish any ill will on any business because of its size or scope. But we need to be honest who is responsible for closing local favorites — sometimes they are not favorite enough.)

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Thank you, come again?

Posted by js on January 27, 2012
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Let’s be honest — Joe Biden has made much more offensive comments about persons of Indian descent in the past. However, this video did not offend me because of the off-color nature of the comments.  Rather, it offended me because it shows a poor understanding of economics and global trade. Not to mention  a poor memory regarding advertising – you gotta get the name right for the joke to work.

This is going to be a long post, so skip away if you don’t want to read it. If you do want to, make the jump.

Continue reading…

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Cat Facts Friday

Posted by js on January 27, 2012
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People find this entertaining, but they won't find it personally entertaining

Here’s a fun game to play with your friends on facebook: start texting the cat facts to people on facebook who post the Cat Facts! Picture and don’t know your cell phone number. The best way to do this to friends (close and not close) is by setting up and using a google voice account. This will enable you to cut and paste cat facts and save you a lot of time. It will also give you a US phone number with unlimited free texts that your friends will not recognize.

Thankfully, I’ve provided some sample texts you can use to save you some time:

Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<

Cats use their tails for balance and have nearly 30 individual bones in them!

Invalid command. Would you like to receive Cat Facts every hour? Respond ‘No’ to cancel.

You have chosen to receive Cat Facts hourly. Did you know that the first cat show was held at the Crystal Palace in London? Mee-wow!

Command not recognized. You have used up your free subscription to Cat Facts. You will now be charged $2 per text. Thanks for choosing us!

Your hourly Cat Facts subscription is now active! To cancel this subscription reply ‘Cancel’ in the next 5 minutes.

Command recognized. To confirm you are human, please answer the following question: Your favorite animal is a _____.

Incorrect. Your favorite animal is a cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every hour.

Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators!

In ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death. Thanks for choosing Cat Facts! <reply ‘Txt33358ooi7′ to cancel>

Thanks for texting Cat Facts! Remember, every time you text Cat Facts, you will receive an instant Cat Fact. To cancel, reply ‘TxtCancelCF37665yt4′

If you really want to annoy people, here are a ton of facts: http://user.xmission.com/~emailbox/trivia.htm

UPDATE: It didn’t seem to annoy my friend Geoff as much as I thought it would.

 

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My experience on the X2

Posted by js on January 26, 2012
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The fabled X2 Bus -- The most thoroughly entertaining bus in WMATA's fleet

I am not a bus person. Let’s face it — I am not a public transportation person. But last night, I took the X2 bus from a stop near work to the H Street Country Club for a co-worker’s birthday party. Never having been there before it was actually pretty nice. The only bus I take with regularity is the 9A, which goes from my house to my girlfriend’s house, but I usually drive.

Simply put, there is no easy way to get to bars on H-Street unless you are driving. If you don’t drive, you take the X2. On a side note, I think that the one good thing Amtrak has going for it, aside from never having made a profit ever, is that they have creative names for their trains. WMATA should employ this tactic. Although, I do not have a name for the X2 just yet. I will have to take it more to get a perfect name for it, but for now I’ll just call it the “Hipster Express.”

My ride to the bar was uneventful, but I got to ride shotgun — which is nice if I want to get thrown through the windshield, given some bus drivers’ track records (aren’t unions great?) Seriously though, riding shotgun this time was fun because it just felt weird.

On the way back, the bus wasn’t nearly as crowded, and it had the added benefit of taking me directly to Gallery Place/Chinatown, a conveniently located but horrible metro station. Before I forget, a woman changed her baby’s diaper next to me, and the whole front of the bus smelled like poop. That was awesome. What added to that ambiance was that the woman’s friend alerted her to the fact that the baby pooped because “boys just get that funny look on their face when they are pooping.”

True enough. Say what you want about our subsidized and inefficient public transportation system, at least fellow customers are entertaining.

 

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Bueller 2.0

Posted by js on January 26, 2012
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I hope Ben Stein will be in the video, along with Cameron. Will Charlie Sheen be in it too? Who knows. Jeffrey Jones won’t be in it, I bet.

Probably a car advertisement.

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New Horizons

Posted by js on January 26, 2012
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I took this walking home a few nights ago.

So, I work in the NOMA district of Washington, D.C. now. The food choices are superior to that of Capitol Hill, and a change of scenery is good. However, I still have to take the metro and make the dreaded transfer at Gallery Place/Chinatown.

 

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