Monthly Archives: November 2010

You must be from Believeland

Posted by js on November 30, 2010
Cleveland / No Comments

Here is a recent letter to the editor I sent to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

I love Cleveland. I love our sports, our history, our community, and even our weather. Though, we have our problems. They’re big problems. I do not love our locally elected officials, the policies they’ve pursued, and where those policies have put us — in the laughing stock hall of fame.

At this point, I cannot be sure which number is greater — the number of people who have watched both fake promotional Cleveland tourism videos on YouTube, or any five year period of visitors to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The Reason Foundation recently did a series of videos on how Cleveland can adopt pro-growth policies that will help turn the city around. The suggestions posited by Mssrs. Carey and Gillespie were largely ignored.

Does the City of Cleveland need to sign off on variances for business owners to post signs on their property? Do city council members need to help businesses “thread the needle” of the city’s burdensome regulations? The answer to both of these questions is a resounding “no.”

What Cleveland needs is leaders who recognize they are there not to help businesses with problems, but rather, to eliminate problems so they never crop up in the first place. Though, I am not optimistic — elected officials love being able to help people with problems, problems they created.

If you think Cleveland is the “comeback city” and we only need some new and interesting idea to come back (think Medical Mart), I don’t think you’re from around Cleveland. You must be from Believeland.

JIM SWIFT
Huntington, Virginia

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Free Trade is Fair Trade

Posted by js on November 30, 2010
Economics, Trade / 1 Comment

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Yes. Free Trade is Fair Trade.

For the purposes of this post — let’s ignore what you believe to be “free” and “fair” trade.

The true definition of Free Trade, basically is this:

a system of trade policy that allows individual economic actors to transact without interference from government.

According to Wikipedia, the definition of Fair Trade is this:

“an organized social movement and market-based approach that aims to help producers in developing countries obtain better trading conditions and promote sustainability. The movement advocates the payment of a higher price to producers as well as social and environmental standards. It focuses in particular on exports from developing countries to developed countries, most notably handicrafts, coffee, cocoa, sugar, tea, bananas, honey, cotton, wine, fresh fruit, chocolate, flowers and gold.”

Is our current trade situation, in the world “free” or “fair?” It is neither.

Our American government puts tariffs on steel, tires, and other products made here in an effort to “protect” local jobs. As we’ve seen in Cleveland and throughout the rust belt — these efforts virtually always fail. Is this “free” trade? No. It is the government interfering. Is this “fair trade?” No. It hurts producers in developing countries to help our producers. Tariffs aren’t consistent with “free trade” or “fair trade.”

Similarly, our government provides massive subsidies for farmers to “help them.” This, too, is the government interfering, and it hurts farmers in developing countries to help our farmers. It isn’t free trade, it isn’t fair trade.

Comparative advantage is the economic “law” that provides trading partners mutual gains from trade of goods and services. Given economies of scale for U.S. industries, and our comparative advantage in labor output, why do we need tariffs or subsidies? I’ll avoid talk of union demands, government regulations and red tape, and federal/state/local taxes. That only clouds the issue.

My point is this. Our policies aren’t free trade enough. Big into “Fair Trade”? Great for you. I don’t buy it — choosing to pay above market, sometimes fixed-rate prices for a product isn’t for me. But if you do buy into it (and you really are “buying”), that’s your business. But if you think you’re promoting “fair trade” right now — you are not.

The best way to help developing nations, aside from your charitable decision to consciously overpay for goods, is to support truly free trade. Eliminating government interference benefits everyone, especially producers in developing nations. Only when truly free trade is achieved, will you be able to choose from whom and where your goods are produced, free of government influence that distorts the availability and price of the products you wish to buy. “Fair trade” advocates should love this idea.

If we could grow coffee in the United States (we can’t really) — you can bet your tax dollar that those industries, too, would seek subsidies and tariffs to “protect” domestic production. But that’s already the case in many other industries, and it is wrong. Supporters of “fair trade” should do themselves a favor and push for completely free trade. Only then can they practice truly “fair” trade.

But that isn’t going to happen. “Fair trade” advocates typically want the government to intervene to satisfy and enforce their definition of “fair.” This is unfortunate, and  it is disingenuous that many are actually purporting to promote “fair trade” when they truly seek “unfair trade.”

Maybe Fiji Should Move to Cleveland?

Posted by js on November 29, 2010
Cleveland / 5 Comments

You all remember Fiji water right? The trendy island water that made fun of Cleveland? Cleveland got all hurt over it (understandably, since water is kind of a taboo issue for us) and tested our water and theirs and compared: Cleveland’s water is safer.

Cleveland.com reported that the government of Fiji is raising taxes on this water company, and they are shutting down (for now). I am sure the reporter hit “publish” with some sense of glee. How poetic for a firm that trashed Cleveland to experience hardship!

Well, not as ironic as you might think. Government raises taxes, businesses leave? Sounds like a place I know and love — Cleveland! I guess Cleveland, like Fiji, can offer the same crappy business atmosphere, but with less regime change and roughly the same amount of corruption! And unions!

The Cleveland marketing crowd should get right on this. And I’ve already drafted a poster to help.

COME DISCUSS THIS ON THE BOMBLE.NET MESSAGE BOARD

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IQ Tests? You’ve been hacked.

Posted by js on November 29, 2010
Announcements, Hilarious Spam / 1 Comment

 

Last week one of my friends from college sent me a chat. It was weird because we aren’t extremely close friends, and the message she sent asked me to take an IQ test. I looked at the url and it was suspicious, so I searched for the site via google. Chrome didn’t think it was mal-ware, so it let me take the test.

Today, I get a chat from a different person. One who is more likely to message me, since we were neighbors in DeMatt. The wording of the message? Exactly the same. I point out that I think he’s been hacked — no response. Either people hack in and do this, or it’s a bot. Either way, hacking has become way more advanced than stupid “free iPad” invites or “Holy crap when you type your password into this post it turns to ******.”

Anyways, I wanted to bring this to your attention and make the following suggestions, as an IT nerd.

  • Change your password often.
  • Don’t make it words that people would associate with you.
  • Use numbers, capital and lower case letters, and especially characters like “!#$$%!@”
  • Don’t sign on to every crazy thing facebook offers. Be cautious and don’t take every quiz, play every game, use every app. Be judicious.
  • Prune your account once every week. Remove apps that found their way on there and ones you no longer use.
  • Don’t play farmville. It’s just a stupid game. Just like Mafia Wars.

Ugg season

Posted by js on November 29, 2010
Announcements / 2 Comments

It’s the worst time of the year friends. Things get frosty. People bundle up, start fires, wear winter jackets — and girls wear Uggs. Uggh, I cannot think of anything that is uglier and more annoying than Uggs.

I cannot express in words my pure hatred of Uggs. But, for you, I will try. I google imaged “Uggs” to see what I would get and if it would stir up the fire and brimstone early this Monday before work. It worked.

If you are a man who wears Uggs, we cannot be friends. Sorry. We can’t. End of story.

If you are a woman who wears Uggs, please note the following gripes I polled from some friends:

  • Sure, they may be “comfortable” but so are pajamas and I don’t see you wearing them to work.
  • Men do not find them hot — actually we think you’re trying to hide some cankles.
  • They’re not practical. If you think so you are wrong.  Elastic tops only go so far in a snow drift/nuclear apocalypse. Get something with some damn laces.
  • But they’re convenient! No, you are just lazy.
  • Hearing complaints about how they make their feet hurt. DON’T WEAR THEM, THEN!
  • “They’re too warm indoors!” Really now! What did you expect?

Halo meets The Heavy

Posted by js on November 29, 2010
bomble / 1 Comment

I’ve always enjoyed The Heavy’s How you like me now? In the Kia commercial, it was great. Just as when it was used in Entourage.

Which is why I thought it’d be good to use with some game play from Halo Reach. Enjoy.

ChickaJohn

Posted by js on November 24, 2010
Virginia / 1 Comment

Last night I stopped at both the Chick Fil A and Jimmy Johns in Arlington. I got an idea for a new sandwich, which I created. I took one regular Chick Fil A sandwich (pickle optional) and one spicy sandwich, both with American Cheese. I got a small tub of ranch dressing. I then walked down to the Jimmy Johns and ordered a Slim #2 with Provelone Cheese. Take out the chicken breasts from Chick Fil A, and put them on the JJ sub of your choosing. Slims are good because of the space.

Here’s what it looks like:

It was delicious.

Sorry the pics are blurry. Blackberry cameras aren’t the greatest.

This.Is.Huge.–JJ in Arlington

Posted by js on November 23, 2010
D.C., Virginia / No Comments

I now know what I am doing on the way home from work. I am going to Jimmy Johns. Most of you in DC have never experienced Jimmy Johns. It’s amazing. I highly recommend you go there. We had one at SLU and it was ever so popular because SLU’s food wasn’t too tolerable. As a result, they got robbed a lot. I joked about that when I ran for SGA President. Naturally, I ran on a privatization of SLU’s food plan. I didn’t win.

Before now, there were two Jimmy Johns in DC. One in College Park and one in Alexandria, that is only open until 7pm (3am was the closing time at the SLU location) and it was closed on Sundays. It is located near the USPTO, and not too terribly far from me. Obviously, due to the early closing time, I rarely had the opportunity to go. When I did, I bought day-old bread. Their bread is great, and extremely cheap. Get some.

So thanks to SLU alumni Jim Green, I am now informed of an opening of Jimmy Johns in Arlington. Open 7 days, until 9pm. No fan fare like the Chick-Fil-A that just opened there. Boom, there they are.

Here’s a graphic I made.

Mike O’Neill, when describing Chipotle to me for the first time said “it’s subway meets taco bell, but gourmet.” Good description. I’d describe Jimmy Johns as a gourmet utilitarian sub shop. Hard to compare to Subway/Quizno’s/Potbellies. It’s just awesome. Jimmy Johns is basic, but it does basic extremely well. Think Five Guys. But they deliver. Now you’re getting it.

So awesome, in fact, that Mitch Hedburg did a slew of radio ads for them before he died. Enjoy.

Jimmy John’s
2450 Crystal Drive
Arlington, VA

571-257-7261.

Rock with a touch of roll

Posted by js on November 23, 2010
Friends / No Comments

Here’s a good video of my friend Clark playing his guitar last night.

Know your meme

Posted by js on November 23, 2010
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